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Volvo PV (1958)

The first car I bought - half a year before I got my driving permit -
was a Volvo PV 444, from 1956. It was orange/red/brown(ish) in
colour. Probably to cover up the rust attacks better for an unsuspecting
young customer. Because of certain problems with the mechanicals,
I bought a spare vehicle for parts. But things started to dawn on
me when I tried to jack up the "real" car to change over the wheels.
And had to run for cover because of fibreglass that started to fly
around my head. Both the cars were eventually scrapped without me
ever driving them on the road.
Citroën AMI 8 Berline (1969)

The next car I bought was a mustard coloured Citroën AMI 8, and knowing
that the French word ami means friend, I have to agree. This was a
wonderful car, friendly and cozy and brought me around in my first year
of driving. The seats and suspension are VERY comfortable and that
little 602 cc two-cylinder "big" 2CV engine just chugs and chugs.
However in the Norwegian winters it became a little bit cold, so I had
to let it go after almost a year.
Peugeot 404 Berline (1968)

The task of giving almost as much French comfort but more warmth in the
winter was handed over to the big white Peugeot. The 404 with its
hemi combustion chambers, foot long plug caps, armchairs and column gear
change. Had it for almost 3 years, and except from a busted head
gasket and 7 bent pushrods on one occasion it behaved very well.
Opel Ascona 1,9 SR (1975)

After my military service period was over and I got myself a job, I felt rich and
wanted something a bit more sporty. By coincidence I
visited the same used car dealer that sold me the Citröen, and they had
one of the sporty Opels. The Ascona 1,9 SR. Many boys put
the SR badge and rev counter on their standard 1,6 L, but this was the
real thing. Bright red, original 5,5" rostyles with 185/70 tires
and lively road manners. It lasted almost 2 days before being
pressed off the road by a trainee who didn't look in the mirrors.
Crashed into a hard piece of terra firma. But the car was repaired
and it served me well for 3 years. Among other things it brought
me to Sweden where I would
watch car races and get ideas.
This was also the first car that I altered in any way. Got hold of
an extra 1,9 engine and a 1,7 litre cylinder head. Had the block
bored to 95mm/2 litres, ported the head myself with a electric power
drill and a flexible shaft and installed big (45 mm inlet and 40 mm
exhaust) valves. Then bought
a high duration high lift camshaft, high compression pistons and a pair
of 45 mm marine Solex carbs. When this engine was lifted in and
started, it obviously had a punch, but something prevented it from
reaching above 4000 rpm. And after a couple of days with testing, the
engine suddenly went BANG. When I lifted the head, I found
that the valves had hit the pistons. Not because of the high lift,
but because the valve pockets were just a fraction of an inch to narrow.
Then the original engine went back in and the car was sold.
VW Golf GLS (1981)
When the Ascona was sold, we (both the missus and myself) wanted
something a little bit special. We were not in the Lamborghini
league, but something that looked nice and stood a little bit out of the
crowd was wanted. So without any real system we just scanned the
ads, and after a while
the pizza-racer came up. A Golf with a standard 1,5 engine, but
painted completely black from the factory, the car itself, the door
handles, mirrors and even all the badges.
The
white 6" Centra
wheels that held 205/60 Pirelli P6 tyres stood out though.
And the
black interior was only interrupted by a white leather steering wheel
and gear gaiter.
A Leistriz exhaust system and Bilstein Sport Pack shock/spring combo
also made a difference, both in stance and especially in roadholding.
And a huge and powerful Alpine stereo was a plus.
However, when we needed boot space for a pram the Golf was not up to the
job and had to go.
Opel Ascona 1,6 Lux (1982)
Bog standard car in rust brown colour. Well - it was called Henna on
the colour chart, but that didn't matter... Kept it for a couple of
years. And indeed, it had a HUGE boot for prams and lots of other
stuff. Didn't even bother to take a picture of it though.
Vauxhall Magnum 1800/2300 (1978)

Since the standard family car was too boring, and since we often
needed 2 cars in the family, I bought a very cheap car no. 2 with a
stuck clutch. This I would use during "office hours" and with the
possibility of modifying. That hadn't worked too well with the
family Ascona. When the family saloon has a major break down because of dads
wrong doing with the spanners, then the standard family life gets
difficult. And mum's understandably enough getting annoyed. But
if dad "fucks up" his own transport, he has to take the consequences
himself. And that's it. The Magnum came with a worn 1800
engine, so it was duly replaced by a 2300 version. And the
springs became DTV rally versions while the dampers became GasSpax.
The humble looking Magnum is not a plentiful sight in Norway, and several
BMW owners became a bit frantic on curvy back roads when this Viva
wouldn't let go.
Peugeot 305 GR (1986)

Company car that came with a new job. Nuff said really.
Or: one of the other guys in the company said that he had to approach the car
from 11 o'clock. (Diagonally from the front) Or else he would leave
again since he thought the car was so ugly from all the other angles.
It was comfortable though. And new. But when we got the
chance to chose between this arrangement or a standard extra amount per
month to keep something else, the choice was simple......
Fiat Uno 1,3 GL (1985)

During the period with the Peugeot, the Magnum was in the docks, so when
we sold the Opel Ascona we had to have something else for car no. 2.
A Fiat Uno seemed a good alternative. Agile, 5 doors, small, black
and cheap to run. The gearbox let go after a few thousand
kilometres though. But since Fiat Norway took the bill I was
satisfied. Then when the Magnum was ready, the Fiat had to go
again.
Opel Kadett GSI (1985)

The car that replaced the Peugeot 305 as the main family transport. And what a change !
1,8 injection, Recaro seats, ventilated front discs, 5 speed short ratio
gearbox, digital instruments and a sleek wind cheating body style.
And 5 doors for practicality. We had many happy kms
in that car.
Ford Escort 1,6 LX (1985)

Brazilian! Because of the heavy import taxes in Norway, Ford of
Norway tried for a couple of years to import an Brazilian Escort model
and badged it Escort LX. It had a Renault sourced all alloy
engine, tinted windows and a much higher equipment level than the normal
European versions. But the petrol hoses couldn't take petrol!!
Ford hadn't taken into consideration that the Brazilian market used a
very different mix of petrol that contained a lot of alcohol. And
the petrol hoses dissolved in our mix, and subsequently clogged up the
filters, the carb and the plugs. Even the car I had that was many
years old still had the problem. On one trip I had to drive home
on the squirts of the acceleration pump only, pumping frenetically on
the pedal, on snowy and icy winter roads. A scary experience at
the time.
Opel Ascona 1,6 GL (1984)

Yet another bog standard family saloon, with a big boot and not much
more. But at least I took a couple of pictures before I sold it.
Including the RWD Ascona rostyles.
Alfa Romeo GTV 2,0 (1981)

Bought it as a complete wreck and without its pedigree twink, and spent
2,5 years restoring it. And then driving it for 3 years. And
I loved every moment of it. Even made a page of its own for this
car. 
Alfa Romeo Alfetta 1800 (1974)

This pedigree saloon was bought only to supply the GTV with its engine.
The point was that the Alfetta had a 2 litre GTV engine installed and
came with the original 1800 at the side. So the job was simple: Buy the
package, swap the engines sell the car again and keep the engine.
I even managed to earn a little bit of money in the process. Plus
ending up with a free motor.
Alfa Romeo Giulietta 1,6 (1980)

Thinking of having 2 Alfas, one for summer and one for winter. The
GTV had become a fine automobile, so I wanted to spare it the Norwegian
salt infected winters without letting go of the Alfa feeling. And
the Giulietta came with a fine set of wheels that immediately ended up
on the GTV. But the green car it self had too many faults and
rust, so in the end I decided to sell it for spares. But I had a
scary moment when leaking petrol from the carbs dripped down onto the
starter motor and caught fire. But the fire extinguisher was never
far away, so soon the engine bay was nice and white.
Opel Omega CD 2,0i (1988)
In 1995 we were a bit fed up with the heavy steering and generally
asthmatic behaviour of the Opel Ascona 1,6 GL. So instead of going
for a newer version of something similar we decided to go "up marked".
And bought a bronze Opel Omega 2,0 CD automatic.

This car took us
on vacations all over Europe without missing a beat. And in great
comfort. Spending whole days on the German autobahns at 150 km/h
and the fuel consumption stayed at 7,3 litres pr. 100 km.
Alfa Romeo Alfa 75 2,0 (1986)
When our daughter "became of age" - ready to start training for her
driving permit, an automatic gearchange was not the best weapon of
choice. So another car no. 2 (or 3?) was in the cards. And
again an Alfa Romeo - the successor to the Giulietta, in the shape of a
Rosso Alfa 75 2 litre. And again the feeling of a well set up
transaxle Alfa struck me in the heart. And the youngsters first
crash happened in this. Just a parking incident with a ripped off
bumper, headlight and grille as results.
Marcos 2 litre (1969)
After thinking
about cars, tin worms, Norwegian roads with all the salt, a fibreglass
body seemed the most logical choice....
The restoration project I bought myself became a real handfull, but it's
been an interesting decade! Se for yourselves

BMW 520i (1997)
Again time to move on. The trusty Omega started to give me too
much work, changing sills, wheel openings and threatening with an
imminent change of the front strut towers. So I sold it and found
a car that I hope will give me less problems with rust. I couldn't
resist the galvanized body of a BMW 520i E39.

Lotus Esprit S2
(1978)
Sitting with an injured leg - surfing the internet - is dangerous.
Before I knew it I'd struck a deal to buy a project car from England.
A Lotus Esprit S2. Ever since I saw James Bond drive that neat
little white wedge missile on the roads of Monaco, engine barking and
with a razor sharp turn in, I've known in the back of my mind that this
car I'm going to have one day. And driving one that a friend had
some years ago didn't make the Lotus experience any less tempting.
What I bought
though was not a car as such. It was a body, a backbone frame and
an engine. And the parts had an identity, so I can spend the next
10 years building everything up and get it registered on Norwegian
licence plates.

And that is where
I am at the moment.
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